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Febuary Winner 2004: Martha
The winner of the first ever hottie of the month is Martha! Martha was so excited and proud to win she shit herself...literally, just look how happy she is!
March Winner 2004: Dolly
The 2nd winner of hottie of the month is Dolly! I told Dolly she won this award but she didn't know what the fuck was going on! She just sat there and smiled at me! She said she was skipping Friday night bingo to celebrate her award!
April Winner 2004: The winner of the April 2004 Hottie of the Month is Sandra! Sandra didn't seem to care too much about the award but she she took it anyways. She said she would rather have a carton of ciggarettes instead so as a bonus I threw in a few packs of smokes! Ungrateful bitch!
May Winner 2004: The winner of May 2004 is Terry! While walking down the street past a bar, a total hottie who just got her ass kicked by a bouncer had been thrown out on the street and right then and there I knew she was the next hottie of the month! Too drunk and sore from the fight I gave her an asprin along with her hottie of the month award! Congradulations Terry!
June Winner 2004: Oh my! They just get hotter don't they?! I think so! This is Sue! Sue won the Hottie of the Month award and can you blame her?! Sue had been entering the contest for months but always failed. BUT! her luck changed as she won Bosko's Hottie of the Month award! what a way to kick of your summer Sue! Congradulations!..... I wonder what hair conditioner she uses....hmmmmm
Who will be next months winner!?
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